A Place to Carry Your Small Pet but not your Golden Retriever #ChewyInfluencer

A Dialogue in Which Ernest and Petey receive a Delivery Scene: The doorbell rings. A package arrives from Chewy.com . Since we're Chewy Influencers, Ernest and Petey know there is something exciting and usually delicious inside that box. They proceed to jump and dig their toenails into my bare feet as I open the box. Ernest: What is this green thing Chewy mailed us? It doesn't smell like food. Petey: Nope. I licked it. Yuck. Ernest: Mom's unzipping it. It looks like a carrier of some sort. But I'll never fit in there. Why don't you try it, Petey? You're younger and smaller. Petey: I'm not going to try it, it's not even big enough for that cat next door. You're always trying to get me in trouble. I'm telling Mom. Ernest: Never mind. So it appears that this is the Kaytee Come Along Pet Carrier . It comes in three sizes: one is small enough for rats. The medium is for a guinea pig. And what's in this large one here? Look at the way the doo...